Are you nuts, Mommy? Just cuz you’re feeling better doesn’t mean I’m up for a 4 miler (there and back) walk through the neighborhood to see an open house. Even Daddy was smart enough to drive and meet us there. Then when he got there you put me in the car while you two went for a tour. I was all ready to ride home when you came back, grabbed my leash and said, “Let’s walk home, Avy.”
Seriously? I watched as Daddy and the Subaru drove off into the sunset. Arf, art, art! Evilena doesn’t like it when one of the pack goes missing. You ought to know that by now. I knew Daddy’d come back and get us when you texted him pictures of me sitting in the middle of Oakdell Drive on my haunches. You thought my antics were funny. But let me tell you, if it weren’t for Daddy we’d still be standing in the middle of the street instead of you sitting comfy at home penning my post. Arf. Arf. Arf.